Travel Jokes
Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country .
Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes .
Travel Jokes
1 .
Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment .
An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka .
He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,
Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!
The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down .
After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
I sleep with your mother whenever I want!
Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off .
A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother .
All three brothers turn around and yell,
Dad, go home!
2 .
You’re at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves .
3 .
Visi, Vermini, Vomnui – I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
4 .
The President’s Vacation
George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store .
In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend .
After chatting, they leave the store and George says,
Wow, imagine if you had married him .
You’d be married to a grocery store clerk now instead of the President of the United States.
Laura rolls her eyes and says, No .
I’d be married to the President of the United States.
5 .
Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi – I came, I caught a disease, I ran away.
Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments .
Get out there and go.
Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country .
Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes .
Travel Jokes
1 .
Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment .
An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka .
He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,
Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!
The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down .
After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
I sleep with your mother whenever I want!
Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off .
A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother .
All three brothers turn around and yell,
Dad, go home!
2 .
You’re at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves .
3 .
Visi, Vermini, Vomnui – I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
4 .
The President’s Vacation
George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store .
In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend .
After chatting, they leave the store and George says,
Wow, imagine if you had married him .
You’d be married to a grocery store clerk now instead of the President of the United States.
Laura rolls her eyes and says, No .
I’d be married to the President of the United States.
5 .
Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi – I came, I caught a disease, I ran away.
Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments .
Get out there and go.
Travel Jokes
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Reviewed by Henda Yesti
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August 25, 2018
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