Tax Quotes And Jokes For Tax Season

Tax Quotes and Jokes for Tax Season
Like death,​ paying taxes is​ inevitable .​
In the​ case of​ most Americans,​ tax season is​ just around the​ corner .​
If only paying taxes was so easy.
As you​ begin pulling out those receipts,​ the​ eraser and reading plain English tax instructions that Einstein couldn’t figure out,​ you’re going to​ need a​ good laugh .​
Here you​ go:
1 .​
I​ am proud to​ be paying taxes in​ the​ United States .​
The only thing is​ – I​ could be just as​ proud for half the​ money.
2 .​
People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.
3 .​
Like mothers,​ taxes are often misunderstood,​ but seldom forgotten .​
4 .​
The best measure of​ a​ man's honesty isn't his income tax return .​
It's the​ zero adjust on​ his bathroom scale.
5 .​
Next to​ being shot at​ and missed,​ nothing is​ really quite as​ satisfying as​ an​ income tax refund.
6 .​
a​ tax loophole is​ something that benefits the​ other guy .​
If it​ benefits you,​ it​ is​ tax reform .​
7 .​
Few of​ us ever test our powers of​ deduction,​ except when filling out an​ income tax form.
8 .​
What's the​ difference between a​ mosquito and an​ IRS agent? One is​ a​ bloodsucking parasite,​ the​ other is​ an​ insect .​
9 .​
It would be nice if​ we could all pay our taxes with a​ smile,​ but normally cash is​ required.
10 .​
The government deficit is​ the​ difference between the​ amounts of​ money the​ government spends and the​ amount it​ has the​ nerve to​ collect.
11 .​
Taxes: Of life's two certainties,​ the​ only one for which you​ can get an​ automatic extension
12 .​
What Mae West said about sex is​ true about taxes .​
All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts,​
13 .​
The federal income tax system is​ a​ disgrace to​ the​ human race .​
- Jimmy Carter
If nothing else,​ it​ is​ good to​ know that a​ former President of​ the​ United States feels the​ same way about taxes as​ you​ .​
If only someone would agree to​ a​ flat tax,​ millions of​ Americans could dispense with the​ aggravation and stress of​ filing taxes each year.
Tax Quotes And Jokes For Tax Season Tax Quotes And Jokes For Tax Season Reviewed by Henda Yesti on July 02, 2018 Rating: 5

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