Tax Jokes And Quotes

Tax Jokes and Quotes
Do you​ realize that some tax forms ask you​ to​ check a​ box if​ you​ are BLIND?
Quote: Two years ago it​ was impossible to​ get through on​ the​ phone to​ the​ IRS .​
Now it's just hard to​ get through .​
That's progress .​
-Charles Rossotti,​ former IRS Commissioner
Disappointed that you​ never had time to​ write the​ great American novel? Don’t fret,​ just go dig out your past tax returns.
Quote: the​ Eiffel Tower is​ the​ Empire State Building after taxes.
Under the​ Freedom of​ Information Act,​ a​ man with a​ small business sent a​ request to​ the​ IRS asking if​ they had a​ file on​ him .​
The IRS wrote back,​ There is​ now.
Quote: It would be nice if​ we could all pay our taxes with a​ smile,​ but normally cash is​ required.
Q: Who audits IRS agents?
Quote: Next to​ being shot at​ and missed,​ nothing is​ quite as​ satisfying as​ an​ income tax refund.
Q: How do you​ drive a​ CPA insane?
A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.
Quote: the​ government deficit is​ the​ difference between the​ amount of​ money the​ government spends and the​ amount it​ has the​ nerve to​ collect.
Why is​ it​ that when the​ IRS loses a​ tax return,​ it​ is​ considered a​ mistake,​ but when you​ lose a​ receipt,​ it​ is​ considered tax evasion?
Quote: the​ wages of​ sin are death,​ but by the​ time taxes are taken out,​ it's just sort of​ a​ tired feeling.
Q: How do you​ humble a​ person that flaunts their wealth?
A: Have them fill out a​ tax return.
Quote: Even when you​ make a​ tax form out on​ the​ level,​ you​ don't know when it's through if​ you​ are a​ crook or​ a​ martyr.
Q: Why is​ a​ tax audit like a​ tornado?
A: There's a​ lot of​ screaming and you​ end up losing your house.
Quote: When are we going to​ be allowed to​ list the​ government as​ a​ dependent?
People often say death and taxes are the​ same,​ but this is​ wrong .​
Death is​ a​ taxable event,​ but taxes never die.
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